V is for Virtue

I spoke about Virtue today in church.

By the numbers...

1

Asked to be the concluding speaker

2

Nervous about having enough/not enough material

3

Listed in the bulletin as middle speaker

4

Started mentally cutting material

5

Told not to cut anything - the bulletin was a mistake

6

Kept cutting while waiting for other speaker to arrive to clarify

7

Other speaker had never been asked to speak

8

Now the youth speaker and I have the entire time

9

Start adding to my talk

10

Spoke

11

Ended on time

12

Told the bishop that my talk should count as 2 talks - told him I would

speak again when the economy improved!

13

Took a nap